I'm plotting a postcard to a high school ex of mine. The idea is that I'll paint a picture on one side of a recipe card, and write on the side with lines.
I told RJ I'd write the first thing that came to mind. In this case, it ended up being his fictional bio. I thiiiink this will fit on a recipe card:
"GARGLE JAY (1989-2040)
GARGLE JAY was born on the set of Criss Angel's Mindfreak. He got his first pornographic role, after nude pictures leaked from his Nexopia account. He was discovered by Ron Jeremy. His first role was in WHOLE LOTTA BUTTLICKIN' (2007). He won three awards in 2020 for his roles in I SHAGGED YOUR STEPMOM I & II. GARGLE JAY died of a heart attack, while trying to loot Hugh Heffner's grave for a copy of Stag Magazine."
Now, just to figure that out in French. On second thought, this isn't as funny as I'd hoped it'd be.
