Google Translate, for fun.

저는 한국에서 penpal을 사고 싶은데요. 저는 한국말 배우고 싶습니다.

(I would like a Korean penpal. I would like to learn Korean [some day].) Korean looks cute, with all those little circles in the characters.

Ich möchte einen Brieffreund aus Deutschland. Ich spreche kein Deutsch, aber ich möchte lernen, eines Tages.

I have books, somewhere. Well, technically.. my sister has the books.

Algunos de mis amigos hablan español. Creo que debería aprender algo de español, así que puede enviar por correo en ese idioma.

I have the whole package now -- verbs, grammar, dictionary -- no one to write to.

Jag har ett par vänner i Sverige. Jag vet inte var man kan hitta bra böcker att lära sig svenska med.

Ah, Sweden! Land of socialism, we all think.

Io non ho nessuno a parlare italiano, così ho probabilmente non si impara in tempi brevi. Italiani e spagnoli assomigliano molto francese per me.

My brother's got all the Italian books; might steal those back.

私の日本語は優れていたなら、私はGoogleがあなたにこれを伝えるために使用されない。

Translating sucks

もっと良い辞典を買うです、今回中島らと木頭亜也を読むです。本のVERB有るも。僕の日本語は良い、練習ば。

CAME OUT AS:

You better buy a dictionary, you read this, Shinya Nakajima et al and sub-cylinder. VERB also have a book. My Japanese is a good practice field.

-- WITH GOOGLE TRANSLATE.

I WAS TRYING TO SAY:

I bought a better dictionary, so now I can read Ramo Nakajima and Aya Kitou. I also have a verb book. My Japanese would be better if I practiced.

WHICH CAME OUT AS:

私はよりよい辞書を買って、今私は、中島らと木頭亜也を読むことができます。私はまた、動詞の本を持っている。私が実践した場合私の日本語が良いだろう。

WHEN I TRIED IT IN GOOGLE TRANSLATE.



If Google's closer, it means that my Japanese sucks more than I thought it did, currently.